Let’s be honest—IVF is weird, wild, and occasionally… Austin Powers-level unhinged.
This shirt says what we’re all thinking: Get in my belly… and stick around for 9 months.
Perfect for transfer day, ultrasound selfies, or when your uterus is feeling extra clingy and you need the universe (and your embryo) to hear you loud and clear.Inspired by everyone's favorite chubby villain and powered by the desperate hope of implantation, this shirt delivers humor, heart, and a little hormonal chaos—all wrapped up in one ridiculously comfy tee.
Whether you're manifesting stickiness, showing up to FET with flair, or sending good luck vibes to a fellow IVF warrior, this one’s for the hopeful bellies and the badass bodies carrying the weight of it all.
🍼 Perfect for:
• Frozen Embryo Transfer day outfits
• IVF social media posts & TTC updates
• Good luck gifts for fertility warriors
• People who know the only thing fatter than the bastard is their bloated estrogen belly✨ Product Features:
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton = soft enough for the stickiest day
• Unisex sizing = made to hug all the IVF feels
• Ribbed collar & shoulder taping = structure through the stim sweats
• DTG printing = crisp, bold, and embryo-approved🧼 Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
• Tumble dry low or air dry like it’s your only embryo
• Iron on low (if you dare)
• Do not dry clean (you’ve suffered enough)
🔥 Say it with your chest.
Because IVF is hard enough—your shirt shouldn’t be.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |