This card is for the partner who understood the assignment—and delivered with Olympic-level precision. With swimmer puns and sharp wit, this card is equal parts appreciation and absurdity.
Part of the IVF’d After Dark Collection, Sample Cup MVP celebrates the unsung hero of the fertility journey: the one who showed up, stroked like a pro, and walked away a legend.
💦 Perfect for:
• Post-sample celebration (yes, that’s a thing now)
• IVF humor gifts for your sperm donor, partner, or sample king
• A little foreplay that starts in the lab and ends in applause
• Just saying: “You nailed it. Literally.”✨ Card Features:
• Printed on luxe 270gsm cardstock
• Double-sided design with bold front and punchy inside message
• Envelope included for smooth delivery
• Available in 2 horizontal sizes—small and standard