When life gives you hormones? You launch some f**king lemons and flip off the sky.
This card is for the IVF warriors who are DONE being graceful and are now throwing produce like a champ. It’s raw, ridiculous, and ridiculously validating.
Front: A raging IVF’er hurling a lemon mid-meltdown.
Text: When life gives you hormones…
Inside: Launch some f**king lemons, because this IVF sht is bananas.*
Followed by: I’ve got your back—and the whole damn fruit cart.
Whether it’s for a cycle buddy, a bestie going through stim hell, or someone who just had a rough appointment, this is the ultimate “I see you” card—with a healthy serving of profanity and produce.
Product Features:
Bold 3.5" x 4.9" vertical card – citrus-sized with emotional punch
Premium 270gsm cardstock with smooth, double-sided coated finish
Full-color, double-sided print with IVF-inspired artwork and message
Professionally printed with crisp detail and vivid humor
Folded card with 1/16" front cover overlap
Care Instructions:
No actual lemons included. But if you cry on it, no judgment—just pat it dry with a soft cloth and keep fighting the good hormonal fight.
 
3.5" x 4.9" (Vertical)
5" x 7" (Vertical)
Width (closed), in
3.50
5.00
Height, in
4.90
7.00