This card brings fun vibes to stim cycle chaos—with the kind of hormone-fueled hype your ovaries deserve. Whether their follicles are crushing it or they’re just trying to stay upright with a belly full of meds, this card delivers laughs, support, and a little bit of bougie delusion (the good kind).
Front: “Herd your follicles are poppin’...”
Inside: “...like bottles on a yacht!”
Sign-off: May your eggs be next-level and bougie as hell!Perfect for follicle check week, post-trigger encouragement, or slipping into a stim support kit. It’s cheeky, clever, and exactly what your IVF bestie didn’t know they needed.
Product Features:
Bold, vibrant color print with matte finish
Premium 270gsm paper for that silky, not-flimsy feel
Vertical 4.6" x 6.25" folded card
Double-sided design
Includes envelope—no co-pay required
Care Instructions:
Handle gently. Do not insert into a sample cup.
Pairs best with a heating pad and light emotional instability.