3.5" x 4.9" (Vertical)
Width (closed), in
3.50
Height, in
4.90
Let’s hope that embryo latches harder than tramp stamp regrets.
This brutally honest, laugh-so-you-don’t-cry greeting card is the ultimate IVF-day mood booster—perfect for Frozen Embryo Transfer (FET) day or sending some smart, sassy love to your favorite fertility warrior.
The front features a cartoon woman who’s clearly rethinking some choices (hello, Johnny), while the inside delivers a mic-drop moment:
“Here’s to embryos that latch harder than bad decisions in your 20s… only this time, no regrets.”
Whether you're going through IVF yourself or supporting someone who is, this card says what the others won’t. Because nothing pairs better with hormones, hope, and stirrups than wildly specific validation and a little dark humor.
Product Features
 
270gsm premium paper with vibrant, high-quality printing
Includes matching envelope
Front/back wraparound design for a polished look
Blank on the opposite inside panel for your personal note
Available in vertical layout