Some days, your uterus needs a little tough love. So this card went ahead and made the call.
Front: “I gave your uterus a call…”
Inside: “…and said: STOP ACTING LIKE A LIL’ BITCH!”
It’s the perfect mix of hilarious and weirdly motivational—aka exactly what someone in the IVF trenches needs. Whether you're sending this to a fellow fertility warrior or slipping it into your own stim kit as a little reminder to keep going, this card brings the laughs, the sass, and the solidarity.
Product Features:
3.5" x 4.9" vertical card – perfectly pocket-sized but emotionally large
Double-sided design printed on premium 270gsm cardstock
Smooth coated finish on both sides for bold color and clean lines
Folded with 1/16" front cover overlap
Comes with all the validation, none of the toxic positivity
Care Instructions:
No special care needed—just don’t give it to someone without a sense of humor.