She didn’t ask for this role, but damn if she hasn’t carried the entire f**king series.
This card is a standing ovation for the uterus who's been through it all—dildocams, hormone hell, and 5,000 ultrasounds—and is somehow still showing up for the next episode. Styled like a Netflix promo poster, it’s the perfect mix of hilarious, validating, and absurdly accurate.
Whether you’re sending this to your IVF bestie or slipping it into your own embryo transfer kit for morale, this card gives your uterus the credit (and airtime) she deserves.
Front:
Netflix Docuseries
IVF MADE ME DO IT
Filmed in front of a live pelvisInside:
You’ve survived dildocams, hormone hell, and 5,000 ultrasounds.
At this point, your uterus deserves its own f**king Netflix docuseries.
From one fan of your uterus to another,Product Features:
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Multiple sizes available
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Double-sided design printed on premium 270gsm cardstock
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Smooth coated finish for crisp colors and clean lines
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Folded with a 1/16" front cover overlap
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No fluff. No pity. All uterus glory.