What came first—existential dread or the injections? Either way, this cheeky IVF encouragement card has the answer: Who gives a f**k about the chicken? Whether you're sending support during a retrieval cycle or just hatching some hope, this fertility greeting card is the ultimate way to say “you’ve got this” (with a side of snark).
The 3.5" x 4.9" vertical format is compact but powerful—kind of like your golden eggs—and printed on thick 270gsm cardstock with a smooth coated finish on both sides. With bold colors, double-sided design, and enough humor to survive hormone hell, it’s the perfect IVF gift for friends, partners, or yourself.
💛 Hatching hope, one golden egg at a time.
Product Features:
Compact 3.5" x 4.9" vertical size – fits perfectly in IVF gift kits or care packages
Premium 270gsm cardstock with smooth coated finish on both sides
IVF-themed double-sided artwork with bold print + sassy, encouraging message
Professional-quality colors and detail—no faded fertility vibes here
Folded with industry-standard 1/16" front cover overlap
Care Instructions:
Tears of joy, frustration, or pure hormonal chaos? No problem. Just wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth if needed. This card was made to survive mood swings and milestone moments alike.