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Funny IVF Card for Partner Butt Injections & Love, Humor IVF Humor, IVF Support

Funny IVF Card for Partner Butt Injections & Love, Humor IVF Humor, IVF Support

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They say true love is patient and kind. But in IVF?
It’s precision stabbing, ragey hormone rants, and heating pads that see more action than the bedroom.

This card is a love letter to the partner who shows up with gauze in one hand and emotional support in the other. Perfect for embryo transfer day, stim week morale, or just because their butt-rub game deserves recognition.

Equal parts hilarious and heartfelt, it’s made for the couples who are deep in the fertility trenches—still laughing, still loving, still stabbing.

Front:
Nothing says “forever” like nightly butt injections
and casually fondling a heating pad like it’s foreplay.

Inside:
You stabbed. I winced.
You rubbed. I raged.
We both silently questioned our life choices.

And somehow,
this is still the hottest love story I’ve ever lived.
Now hand me the gauze, babe.

Product Features:
• Sizes available for every situation (5x7, A6, or mini square)
• Printed on luxe 270gsm cardstock
• Smooth matte finish for easy writing and high sass factor
• Folded with slight front edge overlap
• Blank space for extra personalization (or just a lot of screaming hearts)

 

Perfect for:
• IVF couples
• Fertility support gifts
• FET or retrieval day surprises
• Partners who deserve a damn trophy
• Your next IVF gift box or support kit

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