Let’s hear it for the real MVP of semen analysis!
Whether it was on command, under pressure, or with a nurse knocking on the door—he got the job done. Celebrate his “performance” with this cheeky card that gives credit where it’s due: the cup.Front:
Winner 👑Inside:
He came.
He conquered.
He filled the cup.Perfect for surprising your partner after his clinic cameo, stashing in a gIVFt kit, or just lightening the mood during the fertility madness. It’s funny, affirming, and unmistakably IVF*this.
Product Features:
5" x 7" folded card – large enough to fit a whole lotta validation
Double-sided full-color design printed on luxe 270gsm cardstock
Smooth coated finish for crisp illustrations and bold color
Folded with 1/16" front overlap (because details matter, dammit)
Comes with a premium white envelope (no cup included, sorry)
Designed with IVF warriors, partners, and all the awkward sample room moments in mind
Care Instructions:
Store flat. Do not leave unattended in fertility clinics or unattended near nosy family members.