I Made IVF Gifts & Merch Because the Hormones Weren’t Enough Chaos Already

Opening a store for the most resilient, bloated, emotionally exhausted humans on Earth.

So… I did a thing.

I officially launched the IVF*this merch store—and not to be dramatic, but I might cry (and not just because of the progesterone).

If you're going through IVF or supporting someone who is, you know there’s no such thing as just an egg retrieval, a transfer, or a shot. This journey is physically brutal, emotionally exhausting, and deeply isolating. And yet, there’s almost nothing out there that speaks our language.

No one hands you an ivf gift, such as a mug that says,“Stick, baby, stick.”Or a card that reads,“I gave your uterus a call and told her to stop acting like a lil' b*tch.”

So I made them. Because we deserve better.

Why I Created IVF*this

IVF warriors are some of the most resilient people alive. We inject hope into our bodies daily—literally. We show up to appointments half-dressed and fully bloated. We survive two-week waits, blood draws, heartbreak, and hormone swings that would break lesser mortals.

This store was built to recognize that resilience.

Not with generic fertility platitudes—but with bold, funny, empowering, and sometimes wildly inappropriate designs that speak the truth out loud. Because IVF support shouldn't look like pastel butterflies. It should look like a uterus in beast mode.

What You’ll Find in the Shop (IVF Gifts & Merch)

• IVF greeting cards that say what Hallmark won’t

• Fertility warrior t-shirts for transfer day, retrieval, or general hormonal chaos

• Funny IVF mugs (yes, there’s one that says "IVF'D" with a middle finger)

• Retrieval and transfer kits coming soon!

• Emotional support items designed for people who are so over hearing "just relax"

This isn’t just IVF merch. This is infertility awareness gear that gives your uterus (and your feelings) a voice.

ivf*this merch!

Because IVF Belongs in the Conversation

Infertility still lives in the shadows. People don’t talk about the ugly parts, the weird parts, the straight-up traumatic parts. But we do. Right here. Loudly and with really good fonts.

Whether you’re navigating fertility treatments, supporting a loved one, or just love good reproductive rage humor—welcome to the IVF*this family. You’re not alone, and you’re definitely not invisible.

🛒 Ready to shop? Click here to browse the IVF*this store.

New products drop weekly, because apparently I don’t know how to emotionally rest.